2000

like out of nowhere i guess i mean yeah they were kind of talking shit back and forth for a few minutes but like dude went up to the mixed dude right and was like whassupmotherfuckerwhassup and
before
the other guy said anything dude hit him in the mouth i mean blood went everywhere and then dude did some superfast hong kong phooey type mma stuff and put homeboy's head in like a leglock or some shit and started beating dude in his grill with his elbow chicks
were screaming and
the bouncers ran their lard asses over and their
nasty black been-washed-a-hundred-times security shirts came untucked on acct of the sudden motion but the mma dude's boys [guidos] were all youbetterstaythefuckoutofthisshit and
the bouncers did man they
just stood there looking fat oh and that israeli chick who goes out with diego was like
KILLHIMFUCKINGKILLHIM
MAN.

[sigh]

idk. kinda pedestrian right but

i suppose the good part was that i dipped without paying my tab [80 dollars] during the melee i mean

not to be a cheapskate or anything but that blood bucket of a lounge couldn't even protect my safety and shit i mean fuck em right hey

how was your saturday nite holla