08369 | my old friend/s |

Oh, Masturbation, how I have missed you. Those two or three seconds of
toe-curling bliss are worth the hours of post-toe-curl self-loathing
and messy Kleenex wipe-down. (I have been spraying it all over my
chest and belly.)

I am still on the outs with Booze, but we will make peace soon. Life
is too short to carry around a grudge, and we have been friends way
too long to give up on this relationship.

So maybe things are on the turn-around, even though I have almost zero
free time now. The resume is polished, the cash is being hoarded, the
almost zero free time helps me save cha-ching. I will need it when I
reconcile with Booze.

But what I really miss is Writing.