-Winning $300 bucks then $200 bucks on fucking penny slots
-Stumbling into a herd of Mario Brothers
-Kissing a pretty girl’s pretty stomach
-Calling all my homeboys on my RIP cellphone
-Being used on the dance floor by the entire starting infield of a men’s softball team from San Diego
-Cops from New Jersey
-Watching my mom win $900 with nine spins in less than nine minutes.
-33 being a bitch and losing my cellphone: the only bad things
