For the past two days I've been getting 'wrong number' phone calls and texts from the state of Virginia.
The texts simply say, "In her arms"
Today, I got a voicemail:
"I'm sorry Tracy, I must have the wrong number, my name is Lawrence and i'm looking for.....(um, somebody to help me. I'm sorry. But if you're not married i would like a text or picture from you. Thank you. Bye."
Wierdsies.
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