Years later, when I was living with a friend after college, a girl I was fucking said she loved my come and asked me to save it for her when I jerked off because she did not want it going to waste, so I squirted it in a glass and saved it in the fridge and when she would come over she would drink it and it was thick and sometimes changed colors to like an amber color, maybe because sperm corpses are amber(?). I think somehow these two stories are related. Unicorns.
00369 : for anaotto :
When I was going through puberty, I jerked off so much that my dick got raw and pulpy and I was so horny that I could not stop even though it hurt so bad, so I used baby oil and my whole room smelled like baby oil and I spent an entire hot humid summer coming all over the place with my door locked (I had a VCR in my room which was rare back then and I recorded all the soft-core porn on "Cinemax After Dark" and there was this show early in the morning before school called "20-Minute Workout" that every teenage dude thought was porn because it basically was and we all jerked off to it before we caught the bus) so anyway, I wore this blue robe all summer, like every-day-all-day unless I went outside, and I always wiped off with the robe. And I never washed it. Not once all summer. It was crusty and had the odor of millions of dead sperm. Sperm Holocaust. My mom picked it up one day and smelled it and freaked the fuck out and washed it but did not say anything else about it.
Years later, when I was living with a friend after college, a girl I was fucking said she loved my come and asked me to save it for her when I jerked off because she did not want it going to waste, so I squirted it in a glass and saved it in the fridge and when she would come over she would drink it and it was thick and sometimes changed colors to like an amber color, maybe because sperm corpses are amber(?). I think somehow these two stories are related. Unicorns.
Years later, when I was living with a friend after college, a girl I was fucking said she loved my come and asked me to save it for her when I jerked off because she did not want it going to waste, so I squirted it in a glass and saved it in the fridge and when she would come over she would drink it and it was thick and sometimes changed colors to like an amber color, maybe because sperm corpses are amber(?). I think somehow these two stories are related. Unicorns.
