1601 : texting :

HER: Pay attention to me. I have 10 minutes to spare and you should fill them with something.

HIM: Show me your tits

HER: Sigh.

HIM: Boring

HIM: Write me a text poem

HIM: Hurry!

HER: My brain turned off all the juices that make words. It's string dusty like silk worms and moth caterpillar cocoons, except nothing beautiful comes out. Though, i do feel rather scaley.

HIM: That was beautiful.

HER: You must not have read what I just sent. It wasnt boobs.

HIM: Shut your hole. I read it. "It's string dusty like ..." that whole bit was great.

HER: Gah. Youre nice, especially when youre wrong. :)

HER: Did you know my lips are upside down?

HIM: Pussy lips?

HIM: And I am not wrong I just don't hate you as much as you hate yourself. That line was great. You are awesome.

HER: (She didn't write back.)