1443 : poo-dollar :

Scumguppy (3:53:54 PM): have you ever pooped a baloon?
kickyourfaceoff (3:54:13 PM): twice
kickyourfaceoff (3:54:18 PM): first time was fun
kickyourfaceoff (3:54:23 PM): but the second time...
kickyourfaceoff (3:54:33 PM): well that's why i've only done it twice
Scumguppy (3:54:37 PM): hahahhaha
kickyourfaceoff (3:55:24 PM): and have you?
Scumguppy (3:55:31 PM): sadly, no
Scumguppy (3:55:48 PM): I have pooped a two-litre bottle of cherry coke, tho
kickyourfaceoff (3:55:54 PM): you sir, need to start living your life
kickyourfaceoff (3:56:08 PM): psssh... who hasn't?!
Scumguppy (3:56:13 PM): hahaha
kickyourfaceoff (3:56:15 PM): hehe
kickyourfaceoff (3:56:42 PM): did i ever tell you about the abomination i made in college?
Scumguppy (3:56:47 PM): nope
kickyourfaceoff (3:57:50 PM): after xmas break one year, me and my roomates took everything that had gone bad in our refrigerator and put it into a sealed canister and let it fester
kickyourfaceoff (3:58:06 PM): we had put it on top of our cabinets and left it there
kickyourfaceoff (3:58:14 PM): somewhat forgetting about it
kickyourfaceoff (3:58:56 PM): i t soon started creating it's own atmospheres
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:01 PM): the bottom was solid
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:06 PM): the liquid
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:09 PM): then mushy
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:14 PM): then solid again
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:29 PM): then liquid
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:46 PM): then solid again
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:54 PM): and then an egg shell
kickyourfaceoff (3:59:59 PM): and then a gassy cloud
Scumguppy (4:00:09 PM): why isn't this on youtube???
kickyourfaceoff (4:00:22 PM): it should've been
kickyourfaceoff (4:00:40 PM): anyway, you couldn't smell it unless you moved it
kickyourfaceoff (4:00:45 PM): or disturbed it
kickyourfaceoff (4:00:55 PM): we had for about a year and half
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:13 PM): then we threw it off the roof onto the olive garden next door
Scumguppy (4:01:20 PM): HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:23 PM): then we missed it
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:24 PM): :(
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:25 PM): so
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:30 PM): we made another one
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:47 PM): where we pooped into the canister and left it on the radiator
kickyourfaceoff (4:01:54 PM): i moved out shortly after
Scumguppy (4:02:07 PM): whoa
Scumguppy (4:02:10 PM): whoa
Scumguppy (4:02:11 PM): whoa
kickyourfaceoff (4:02:12 PM): but i was lucky enough to be there when the new kids parents were moving him in
Scumguppy (4:02:35 PM): as my IM quote says: Pranks are pranks, but when you bring doo-doo into the equation, that's straight hostility, dude. That's personal.
kickyourfaceoff (4:02:43 PM): his dad goes to open the closet door, while the kids is going "No, Dad! I told you not too..."
kickyourfaceoff (4:02:51 PM): hahahaha
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:00 PM): the poop canister was sadly thrown out
Scumguppy (4:03:04 PM): damn
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:18 PM): but as i would like to remember it, went out in a blaze of glory
Scumguppy (4:03:29 PM): they set it on fire?
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:34 PM): no
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:38 PM): just the dad finding it
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:42 PM): hahaha
kickyourfaceoff (4:03:45 PM): it was amazing
Scumguppy (4:04:44 PM): dude, why aren't you and I pooping into things and throwing DYI atmospheres onto crappy chain restaraunts???
Scumguppy (4:04:52 PM): I missed all the fun :-(
kickyourfaceoff (4:07:38 PM): there is no time like the present my friend
kickyourfaceoff (4:07:42 PM): also
kickyourfaceoff (4:07:51 PM): poo-dollar is an amazing game
kickyourfaceoff (4:08:15 PM): that was an expensive habit of ours in college
kickyourfaceoff (4:08:16 PM): hahahaha
Scumguppy (4:08:36 PM): whia
Scumguppy (4:08:47 PM): what is "poo-dollar"
kickyourfaceoff (4:08:53 PM): oh man
kickyourfaceoff (4:09:08 PM): prepare to be schooled in the best urban game ever'
kickyourfaceoff (4:09:14 PM): very simple:
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:02 PM): take a dollar (or something that resembles a dollar... if you plan on playing a lot)
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:10 PM): wipe poop on it
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:15 PM): leave on the street
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:28 PM): enjoy the amazingness
Scumguppy (4:10:36 PM): WHOA
Scumguppy (4:10:40 PM): this is genius
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:49 PM): it is hilarious
Scumguppy (4:10:51 PM): do you play this with your girlfriend?
kickyourfaceoff (4:10:56 PM): hahahahaha
Scumguppy (4:10:59 PM): hahahahahhhahahaa
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:00 PM): yes
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:03 PM): constantly
Scumguppy (4:11:07 PM): hahahhahahhahaha
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:11 PM): hahahaha
Scumguppy (4:11:18 PM): dude, we have to play poo-dollar in the BX
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:34 PM): oh man, i don't know
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:40 PM): philly is small game
Scumguppy (4:11:49 PM): is it supposed to be your own poo or will animal poo considered cheating?
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:49 PM): bronx i may get knifed
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:51 PM): but yes
kickyourfaceoff (4:11:54 PM): i'm down
kickyourfaceoff (4:12:11 PM): well for posterity, we used our own poo
kickyourfaceoff (4:12:24 PM): but you can use animal poo
Scumguppy (4:14:14 PM): I think we need to go straight human feces
kickyourfaceoff (4:14:28 PM): that's why I like you
kickyourfaceoff (4:14:32 PM): you go for the gold
kickyourfaceoff (4:14:35 PM): hahahaha
Scumguppy (4:15:02 PM): hahhahaa
kickyourfaceoff (4:15:16 PM): We used to poop in a ziploc bag
kickyourfaceoff (4:15:18 PM): hahahaha
kickyourfaceoff (4:15:25 PM): and one night with the excess poo
kickyourfaceoff (4:16:06 PM): me and one of my roomates held open the doors to the ritz carlton while my other room mate came running up the steps braverheart style
kickyourfaceoff (4:16:15 PM): swinging the bag and everything
kickyourfaceoff (4:16:27 PM): in winged into the lobby of the carlton
kickyourfaceoff (4:16:35 PM): knocking over a vase in the process
kickyourfaceoff (4:16:39 PM): hahahaha
Scumguppy (4:16:45 PM): hahahahhahahhaha
Scumguppy (4:16:55 PM): dude, I hope someone has written all this down
kickyourfaceoff (4:17:21 PM): we had a video tape of all this at somepoint, and when we moved out it got lost
kickyourfaceoff (4:18:03 PM): we had a firemans outfit too that we put on during fire drills and went around banging on peoples doors alerting them that it was a "real" fire
kickyourfaceoff (4:18:16 PM): none of our neighbors liked us