Do not be so goddamn selfish, seriously, you with your words and sentences that are awesome. Somebody write something wondrous and put my name on it so I can take credit. I want fantastical asdf, too. I jangle my cup on the subway and say, "I am lost. Please find me. Look for me dangling from one of your eye lashes, or maybe under a piece of glitter on your cheek. Check and see if I am there, porfa. If not, I must be hiding in the sparkle of your eye." And you just ignore me, cold cold heart. I do not know what I am supposed to do here other than feel superior.