Flash ah-aaahhhh!


Most people don't want to love you, they just want to be loved

I am going to J.O. to the "art" in a museum tomorrow, see if I can hit a painting from the seat in the middle of the room

I poured myself a glass of water, refilled the pitcher, put it in the fridge and went to bed without drinking the glass of water ... wait, I said that before

This instead: So when I woke up from passing out I was in the condom aisle at the drug store and ... fuck, I said that already, too

Fuck it

If I was a tree, I would be a tree that killed every bird that shit on it