danny asked me what i was doing for the fourth and so i told him.

he said, aw, that's cool.

then i asked him what he was doing and he said they bought a small arsenal of fireworks and were gonna blow up his nieghborhood. have a bbq. you know.

i said, you should make sangria.

he said, naw, last year we learned not to mix alcohol and explosives.

i busted out laughing and then said, you're 27, right? and you just learned this last year?

He said, i had to learn sometime.

anyway. i thought it was funny. fuck you guys.