I would do anything for her except lift a finger. Someone else has to roll rice into balls and download orgy porn. I tell her to tell me she is sorry she ever fucked anyone but me if she cannot kiss her elbows. I am sorry there are new subway maps and she says why and I say I do not like the new maps because I want the green in the parks back because I do not like tan parks because it is permanent winter on the maps and she says something funny and I say yeah like in my heart. Dude sits down next to us and lets his pregnant wife stand and I wonder why he is sitting and not her and I think fuck that I am not offering my seat but then I offer it anyway and the guy says thanks and I feel like I got taken because I realize he sat hoping someone would offer it to her because had he let her sit nobody would have given him shit. We finally get two seats and I am staring at him and he waves and says thanks again. Oh, wait, she's not pregnant. She is fat. Never mind.