I cannot be trusted with a pint of ice cream or a computer full of porn. I can be trusted to do what is best for me and tell you how that is best for you and it is. An orgasm is the only time I do not feel pain maybe and an orgasm is the easiest and only way to be in the moment and think of nothing else. That is why it feels so fucking good. Om to that shit.
Suck a dick when you're sad.