There may or may not be cum dripping out of my asshole right now. I hate typing gross things about myself. A dick in my ass is something that may or may not have happened to me. The cum dripping out is part of the deal. Why does this sound so dirty when it is just a natural thing? Didn’t the greeks do this? I am Italian. Close enough, right?

There may or may not have been a belt around my neck when this all went down.

I still remember the sound it made when I took it off.

It was an urgent sound.

I have my dignity intact.

i think.

I am afraid of these words.

I mean, ashamed.

or both.

I am sorry.