The protagonist masturbates a lot and does not treat women very well. Okay, he does at first, but then when he gets bored (which he does) he changes. He also plays video games and shoots pool and drinks and is lazy.That is the kind of novel that the Pulitzer people love, right? Yeah, I know. It sounds awesome. I certainly do not need to read this book because I am living it! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA. Whatever. Burner phones are where it is at yaheard.