1918

A buddy was telling me about eating cow testicles and said he was going to check at a biker bar and I said why and he said: "That's just what they do. They ride motorcycles and eat nuts sometimes." True story.

I went to the Hopper exhibit at the Whitney and there was a blind lady walking around with her blind-person's cane with the round white ball at the end, swinging back and forth. She did not touch any of the paintings. I really could not help but wonder what the fuck she was doing there. True story.

Sometimes life is like chewing on the knot of a balloon.