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I feel like I am too old to start “getting into” The Chemical Brothers and “Dub Step”

I feel like I have reached my death quota for the year as of this week.

I feel like being able to make myself come with my fingers gives me more street cred than women who can only come using vibrators.

I feel like we have been friends for a million years but really like three months in internet time.

I feel like I will never act my age.

I feel like running makes me too tired.

I feel like I am taking everything too seriously.

I feel like the plans I'm making for Friday afternoon are 'clandestine'.

I feel like the book excitement is over. I feel like it's 'regular life' again.

I feel like ending this post.