The pilot of this TV series opens with a woman being chased. This is supposed to be exciting, I suppose. Smashcut to her corpse being found. The mind is supposed to fill in the brutal murder, I guess. I know I am supposed to be gripped by this. It's pretty classic narrative, but I really do not give two turds. Meh. Boring. I guess there is supposed to be all this curiosity about how the inciting incident will be resolved in a glorious climax, but I only have those in bed. AM I RIGHT? High-five! Burn. There really is not any need for more cop shows.