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Hello. I work for an Internets company. Our Internets is down. Has been for more than an hour. I am watching "Eat, Pray, Love" with a coworker in our "media room." White people problems. Big flat screen. The plight of the rich. Give or take a couple or none, 1,369 channels, a dozen DVRs with placeshifting and comfy chairs and India looks increadible and if I am reincarnated with a cooch and some loot I will definitely go there to find myself when I stop appreciating how great my life is. Mosquitos. The Internets is still broken. Some old scraggly white guy on teevee is crying. I am smiling.