sent from my iThinkRickRossISfat
kiss me thru the phone i'll see you later on
baby i know that you like me
you my future wifey
you can be my bonnie
i can be your clyde
I just ate a turkey wrap because itz healthier than a burger
it was delishus it had greasy bacon and melty cheese and ranch dressing AND russian dressing and it ooooozed and it was so gooooood
healthy too
healthy too
I've been neglecting the Niner
I'm at my writing spot. Doin' some writin'. I love the Niner.
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Votes us up, vote those other a-holes down
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Votes us up, vote those other a-holes down
where is your brain cancer stuff oh ah
sorry dude
i umm well umm i am instead working on my novel today so that i can send it out tomorrow so someone will read it and tell me to fuck off in four months
plus i can't stop talking to otto on gchat.
fucking sue me.
gifts and flowers lay upon the lid of pink silk above your face tears make a river of diamonds in the dark our daddy breaks down at the funeral home flies and relations make an annoying sound we sit or wander 'round the room ribbons are folded on the rose bouquets i hear a voice that sounds so much like yours please, please come back to me i cry and talk to you through the bathroom wall oh please, come back to me playing in cleveland on a wednesday night recovering from the night before i'm broken and crying in the ladies room the opening band is banging out their song i built a shrine on the kitchen wall with flowers and florida souveniers you were walking through the house last night i knew it was you from the space in your steps
X Come Back To Me lyrics
I stunned him with my sentence
Not the one I wrote though. He made us do something on the spot, just
talk. I said "it was the greatest thing I never saw." he said "that's
great! I've never heard that before and I've been doing this a long
time!" the rest of my story sucked nuts but he knows my name now.
talk. I said "it was the greatest thing I never saw." he said "that's
great! I've never heard that before and I've been doing this a long
time!" the rest of my story sucked nuts but he knows my name now.
Sent from my iPhone
SPEAKING OF THE UNDERCLASS
ok so there is a dude and a chick right. they are sitting at a table in front of a coffee shop.
it is fucking hot outside ok.
summer.
she is pretty and he is an asshole.
somewhere someone's dog is barking.
enough description? are you GOOD?
or should i go on and on about the cars and the parking lot and how she sighs becuz she knows he is daydreaming
or at least she thinks he is daydreaming but he is actually trying to come up with a good first sentence and comparing everything to PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO MERGE
and getting more and more angry with himself becuz he cannot top that shit yada yada?
ok?
i mean.
does that satisfy your backstory needs? can we move on?
like do you feel caressed enough in the pussy area for this story to progress?
i hope so. i totally fucking do. i quit smoking and coffee and [INTERNET EDIT] and i am angry as a motherfucker OK????
anyway. this is getting really long.
i blame you.
and you blame your ex.
or your parents.
or the neighbor who touched you way early in the game.
too early.
so.
the girl she goes dude do you know that i take home about half of my 225k salary after taxes? like 112 something. that shit is fucked up man.
she looks at the dude. all he sees are her black sunglasses. every girl has big black sunglasses.
that is what he silently tells himself.
she says do you have anything to add to the conversation?
he goes yeah baby. i have $10.15 in my checking acct and i think i am going to overdraft when chase takes the leisure rewards fees out of that motherfucker.
a sarcastic smile appears on her face.
why don't you call chase and cancel that shit?
he says he will.
they both know it is a lie.
fin
i am all deep and shit and you can suck my nuts
ok-i-gotta-tell-u-something-becuz-it-is-fuckin-me-up
all right so like yesterday evening i went for a walk with melinda maria dejesus bonaventura cruz and the youngest of my tribe and like
we
had the 500 dollar stroller that we put on the shower wish list hoping someone would buy it for us and
dude
honestly
we
nearly had heart attacks when it arrived but anyway yeah we were going for a walk with the chairman of the board and like it is the burbs ok and there are a little patch of woods across the street from my house and the grass is green and there is shade and the ppl
man
they all say hello
totally fuckin weird but kinda fun at the same time hi how are you hi pretty evening we are having maybe gonna rain tomorrow oh i like your daisies man lookit this happy dog oooh how old is your baby lookit those chubby cheeks
right.
anyway there was a big old lop eared bunny sitting in my next door neighbor's yard and like
idk
we figured the bunny was the lady's pet or something i mean for sure it was not an animal from the woods ok?
time passes.
movie time sequence. quick sunset night time then sunrise then the dew disappears and i drag the little one out in the stroller and guess what
the bunny is smeared across the road yo.
someone hit that big mofo.
and i felt really bad. like i coulda saved it or something.
anyway i called the city. they sent three cops within like five minutes.
that - btw - is what property taxes get you in 2009.
ok so like the fuzz took the bunny.
but i keep thinking about that little motherfucker.
and i keep remembering its bloody head.
and i do not want to come off like such a bitch but i guess i am one.
fucking sue me.
the fit adult
it is like u remove the unhealthy shit from your life and start working out again yada yada and u hang in there and stay like that FOREVER and tough it out etc while time passes very slowly oh so fucking slowly and finally u wake up one morning and u are sober and not hungover or wheezing and u do not need to puke [or advil or hair of the dog or pepsi or whatever] and u [now here is the funny part] know exactly where u are.
instantly. none of that wtf did i do last nite shit racing back and forth between your head and heart. no adrenaline. no embarrassment. no shame.
i mean
even the caffeine headache is no longer there in the morning.
fuckin wild. i know.
anyway so like u wake up in your own bed and there u are:
sober
healthy
[no gut hanging over the waistband. no acne. white teeth.]
and just as bored and unhappy and angry as u were before u tuned out and turned on.
right?
instantly. none of that wtf did i do last nite shit racing back and forth between your head and heart. no adrenaline. no embarrassment. no shame.
no holy fuck how much did i spend last nite.
no holy fuck they are going to fire my sorry fuckin ass for sure this time.
lately the game is brand new. nothing hurts when u open your eyes at 6 a.m.
lately the game is brand new. nothing hurts when u open your eyes at 6 a.m.
nada.
u roll right out of bed dude.
and it is before the crack of 3 p.m.
unbelievable right?
like u eat lunch at noon now. how sick is that? u putting food in your mouth that does not come from a drive thru at 243 a.m.
i mean
even the caffeine headache is no longer there in the morning.
fuckin wild. i know.
anyway so like u wake up in your own bed and there u are:
sober
healthy
[no gut hanging over the waistband. no acne. white teeth.]
and just as bored and unhappy and angry as u were before u tuned out and turned on.
right?
Gay Pride parade is fun on the subway
in his face. He's scared of the booty.
it is not that i am a hater he said
it is not that i am a hater per se
actually i do not know what per se means but i have an idea ok
anyway
it is not that i am a hater
it is just that i do not like the politics of dancing
plus i am very vain
-------
the phil collins thing:
you are going to basically have to deal with it.
we gotta keep it cool around here and that is that.
i am sorry that i busted on your shit that was not right but i mean come on.
seriously.
actually i do not know what per se means but i have an idea ok
anyway
it is not that i am a hater
it is just that i do not like the politics of dancing
plus i am very vain
-------
the phil collins thing:
you are going to basically have to deal with it.
we gotta keep it cool around here and that is that.
i am sorry that i busted on your shit that was not right but i mean come on.
seriously.
my quiet girl baby girl
i like the graceful way you hold yourself
i like the way you rarely talk
i like the even-ness of your skin
i like wiping my jizz all over you
if like i could hold you in my arms and kiss you sweet mannequin and whisper everything is gonna be ok i would do it in a minute plastic baby girl
i would lick your salty tears
i would fuck you in your hole
"Sick in my soul I tried to face the ordeal of seeking forgiveness. From whom? What God, what Christ? They were myths I once believed and now they were beliefs I felt were myths."
- john fante
have you heard the results of the latest study?
ppl who post phil collins videos need to get laid more.
---------
and while we are on the subject i would like to say that anything i do not like on this motherfucker is hereby declared treason against the throne.
offenders will be drawn and quartered.
something else will happen to xtx first if she is guilty.
"We businessmen, huh?" Barksdale says.
Bell asks Barksdale to give him time to reason with Marlo. "I think I can talk some sense in his head."
But Barksdale, still not getting it, is unmoved: "Ain't no shirt-wearin' suit like you. Just a gangster, I suppose. And I want my corners."
Freak in the mornin', freak in the evenin'
I'm looking for a freak when I'm done block bleedin
Now take me to a house, tease me, then please me
And tell all her friends how the dick made her sleepy,
and believe me, when I'm up in there I'm beatin' it,
givin' ya that Mike Jones' treatment
I'm looking for a freak when I'm done block bleedin
Now take me to a house, tease me, then please me
And tell all her friends how the dick made her sleepy,
and believe me, when I'm up in there I'm beatin' it,
givin' ya that Mike Jones' treatment
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o'casey, sean.
Boyle: Them was days, Joxer, them was days. Nothin' was too hot or too heavy for me then. Sailin' from the Gulf o' Mexico to the Antanartic Ocean. I seen things, I seen things, Joxer, that no mortal man should speak about that knows his Catechism. Ofen, an' ofen, when I was fixed to the wheel with a marlin-spike, an' the win's blowin' fierce an' the waves lashin' an' lashin', till you'd think every minute was goin' to be your last, an' it blowed, an' blowed -- blew is the right word, Joxer, but blowed is what the sailors use...
Joxer: Aw, it's a darlin' word, a daarlin' word.
Boyle: An', as it blowed an' blowed, I ofen looked up at the sky an' assed meself the question -- what is the stars, what is the stars?
Coal_Vendor: Any blocks, coal-blocks; blocks, coal-blocks!
Joxer: Ah, that's the question, that's the question -- what is the stars?
Boyle: An' then, I'd have another look, an' I'd ass meself -- what is the moon?
Joxer: Ah, that's the question -- what is the moon, what is the moon?
the daily
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homage
"She laughs and looks out the window and I think for a minute that she's going to start to cry. I'm standing by the door and I look over at the Elvis Costello poster, at his eyes, watching her, watching us, and I try to get her away from it, so I tell her to come over here, sit down, and she thinks I want to hug her or something and she comes over to me and puts her arms around my back and says something like 'I think we've all lost some sort of feeling.' "
hi i am listening to fischerspooner and i cannot stop typing i drank fifteen dollar a pound coffee and THAT SHIT WAS REALLY STRONG
what i like about a mac is listening to pandora while i watch porn
there is this girl
maya something
i like to watch her fuck girls and guys.
and then miss new booty came on pandora.
and then i wiped the come on the toilet paper and flushed that shit and washed my manos becuz i can't stand it when jizzum wraps around your fingers ick
LOVE LIVE ME
saul williams will not stop talking and the baby will not stop crying in his crib and someone
just
so you know
has a ton of writing to do today.
see i thought i was slick ok ya dig what i would do is go to the bbc's charts and then create stations from the groups on there
well
apparently pandora will only let you have 100 stations
now
wtf do i do?
drawstrings forever die hard motherfucker
The US Open ended and I switched over to the DEUCE to watch Wimbledon and Cliff Drysdale said we would like to welcome everyone who was viewing the US Open to London and I was like
FUCK
YEAH.
That is me.
He is talking to me.
SUMMER IN THE SUBURBS AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT
don't be scared ok
i feel like this. now that we have the internet we are not really slaves to the publishers anymore. in a way we are. of course. but like also. i mean. i feel confident that there are at least decent-looking chicks living in awesome cities across the globe who would let me move in with them and kiss my ass over the writing. so how is that not a big old W?
and really. that's all i want. that knowledge. to know i got into the minds and hearts of pretty girls.
where & how to sell what you write
hi umm yeah ok i found your addy in the writer's market ®
and
like you know ah
ahem
i was wondering if you would like to represent me i mean i think my shit is dope but unfortunately i have been rejected by quite a few editors although i will state in my defense that i have not always tried my hardest when submitting you know but like this time i did i really totally did and my shit is on figh-yuh and i need this to happen right now like yesterday ok on account of i do not have any money i know it's fucked up right like for reals but really if you want to know the truth everything is my fault i mean for some reason i do not take any work anymore i do not know why i mean i always say that i am going to but it never happens and man
my fuckin ass is broke naw mean so
like let's get moving on this shit ok i am tired of begging i just know someone out there is gonna get back to me and say yeah come on dude your shit is fuckin right as rain and there will be a check and maybe it will not be huge but it will get my fam etc off my back long enough for me to write another book and then who knows maybe that one will be huge or something or at least give a motherfucker a chance to write a third
yaheard.
have a bless day.
i like it when hot bitches are into my typings.
sometimes i think about that shit when i touch myself.
CALL ME I FUCKIN CARE MORE THAN THAT IMMIGRANT MOTHERFUCKER
HI I AM GOING TO BED WITH A THICK GIANT BOOK ABOUT THE GOOD QUEEN ANNE - 1000 COUNT SHEETS - PILLOWS FOR FUCKIN DAYS AND OH
EAT IT
SUCK IT
CUNILINGIS ME YOU FUCKIN
KNOW
U
WANNA
HAULIN ASS
GETTIN PAID
RIDE WITH THE NINER
poof.
just like that.
i make you disappear.
like discarded chewing gum under a seat in movie theater.
gone.
forgotten.
dried-up and old.
just like that.
i make you disappear.
like discarded chewing gum under a seat in movie theater.
gone.
forgotten.
dried-up and old.
if i was xtx my post would go like this:
I am going to a Jazz festival.
Since we are going in the evening it is safe to say that we are going to a black festival.
Also a guy killed a baby.
Melinda's dogs won't stop barking.
A hot girl is going with us.
I want to threesome them.
Eat My Dick Internet.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!
Since we are going in the evening it is safe to say that we are going to a black festival.
Also a guy killed a baby.
Melinda's dogs won't stop barking.
A hot girl is going with us.
I want to threesome them.
Eat My Dick Internet.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!
who will be 100?
I hit 99
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dont forget to vote all those other niggas down
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=369
dont forget to vote all those other niggas down
our lips are sealed
Former mountain biking world champion Melissa "Missy" Giove was held on $250,000 bail yesterday after federal authorities claimed they seized more than 200 pounds of marijuana from a truck she was driving in upstate New York.
Public defender Tim Austin said the pot was planted in Giove's truck, possibly by police.
We're not legal experts, Melissa, but you might want to think about retaining another attorney.
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/sports/20090619_The_nerve_of_this_guy.html
Public defender Tim Austin said the pot was planted in Giove's truck, possibly by police.
We're not legal experts, Melissa, but you might want to think about retaining another attorney.
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/sports/20090619_The_nerve_of_this_guy.html
oh. ok. i see.
fuck you and your green lines
this is why orwell killed syme right
zombies in the street equals not a sentence
zombies roam the street equals a sentence
weatherman equals green line
meteorologist equals a word
this is why orwell killed syme right
zombies in the street equals not a sentence
zombies roam the street equals a sentence
weatherman equals green line
meteorologist equals a word
me: they should have a hot tranny fucking hot chicks while everyone does drugs on camera reality show.
sponsored by grey goose.
otto: they dont have that?
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
riding around listening to the walkmen
your characters are uninvolved she said
it was raining outside. no. check it. the rain had stopped.
but the sky was gray.
or grey if you want to pretend you are something you are not.
whatever. she said the characters are uninvolved and the setting is bleak.
he was like [in his head] i did not know you represent the happy rainbow muffin journal of hugging and random acts of kindness.
yaheard.
anyway.
so like a baby was a crying in the background. and pandora was playing. and three tvs. all cartoons.
the dog crates smelled like dog pee btw.
and o the humidity.
and the clouds above him.
she sent an email.
she said your characters are uninvolved.
he was a week into not smoking. he told himself today is going to be a long day.
I'm at Pipers Kilt
In the afternoon with the alcoholics and cripples and OTB
Sent from my iLovewritingwhenimnotworking
TWO SENTENCES IN MY ORIFICES
butt-raped and ass-raped by two sentences in and out the dicks go sometimes in his mouth here suck the dicks suck them two sentences since last fall fuck you ty fuck you two sentences make us into one DO SOMETHING WE DO NOT LOOK RIGHT DO SOMETHING
it
is
like
OKAY. okay motherfuckers.
i want to name a place and describe it without commas and to you that shit might look uneducated
BUT IT IS FUCKING HARD TO DO. OKAY?
i want to name a place and describe it without commas
i do. but nothing ever looks right.
two sentences bending me over.
two sentences humping my rear.
patty pizzadough is a dreamer
she saves flowers
and places them between pages of books.
orchids.
delilahs.
lizzie bennet.
mont blanc.
that patty pizzadough
man she is all alone
she thinks it will never end.
diamond district pizza apostle
All the new meaning in the sanitizing glare of her death
The patting of piZza dough
The subway aPostle
The BrinKs truck in the diamond district
TGIFridays
All signs that I am seeking signs
Because she is not there any more so she must be everywhere ever more or
Just gone
A lifetime just gone but for what she burried in me
Sent from my iMissyou
~O~
i make nine posts on here i say you
dookey
i say sweetbabygirlilkeyourlipsandyourfreckles
i say
fuck your mother ride with the niner ok
i go on and on i write on this bitch they cannot clip my wings god bless ty blue
ah here i am on the road again there i am up on the stage there i go playin star again turn the page.
monday 1231 pm.
made a bob segar station on pandora.
i am like all cool and dark and so is my writing.
i am basically trying to tell you that i am deep hey let's send emails and funny jpegs around the internet ok we can talk thru the speakers on our macs oh you do not have a mac really why?
oh.
they get viruses too i did not know i mean are you sure it is not becuz you are a broke motherfucker and cannot afford one?
what?
oh i see.
you gotta go.
you and another writer [no one ever heard of either of you]
are interviewing one another today.
cool. we can wrap this up.
i know that shit is important.
it.validates.your.sorry.typing.
sent from my iKnowyouarethebest.
oh you are a writer i LOVE writers you
are
flirting with me right OMFG that is so HOT you writer YOu
i always knew there was something better than my piece of shit life out there.
NO I AM NOT ME ANYMORE I AM A WRITER I HATE ME I
AM
THEM
HURRAH
wtf has happened to us
was a day seriously going to pass without a post?
makes me sick
369, ride or die
makes me sick
369, ride or die
we snorted shit and danced to aphrodite all nite long
god i miss those days
god i miss those days
gimme my backpack
gimme my plane ticket
gimme my backpack
gimme my plane ticket
it is business she said. they were going nowhere. they did not have the skills.
PEDANTIC he cried
mine is better she screamed oh
thislitmageditorthinksiamhot.
they submitted. they rejected submissions they
said
i will interview you and you will interview me ok cool honey ok.
they popped grapes into one another's mouths. they fawned. they said umm i mean. this online lit world dude. we run it.
she mimicked his voice
he
rode her worship train. late one night she arose from her laptop and WAILED
ohmygodcheckouthisnewwriter
hey. he should join our crew.
[everyone likes to read him.]
and we can say we MADE THE DISCOVERY.
have a bless day
cliche she said cliche he said derivative she said oh
mosdef derivative he
replied.
he did not like her no.
he did not like her.
the old ones left and the new ones came and they cried cliche
like all nite like all FUCKIN nite
yaheard
i do not want my new neighbors to have a nicer car than me.
i know that sounds totally shitty but yo it's true.
Today in the steamroom
Nobody jerked off all over me. Today was a good day.
Sent from my iHatebeingjerkedoffoninthesteamroom
Personal Quotes Michelle Trachtenberg:
"I love gardening. I think it's very therapeutic when you're having a bad day."
[On being involved in a Buffy spin-off] "I didn't see myself continuing as Dawn because I like to have diversity in my roles. A lot of people are like: "Oh my God! Little Dawn grew up!" And as much as I love you guys, suck it up."
[On why she chose not to continue her role as Dawn Summers] "I felt like every year, my character got younger as I got older. The scripts even had me speaking grammatically incorrectly. So I had to do something else. Besides, the show is over. If you miss it, get the DVDs."
[on the future of Buffy] I'm sure that in some way, shape or form "Buffy" will be continued or the story, through the fans, because we do have such devoted fans and that's always been very sweet.
"One day I'd like to win an Oscar. But, I tell my mom if I ever get to be rude and demanding to let me know and I'll stop it. I don't want to be an actor like that."
"My confidence comes from me, Michelle, as a person. I don't necessarily believe that I will act and be a lead forever, but I want to continue to act for a long time. I love to do what I do."
"A fashion editor at Vogue, that would be awesome." (On her dream job)
"Anything you throw at me, I'll try to tackle."
"I adore London and Paris, and I hope to live in London for a period of time when I'm older."
"I love tennis. I tried gymnastics at one point, but my tush got a whole lot of black and blue so that wasn't fun."
part-time lover undercover lover secret girl secret words secret shit games
secret girl
oh
won't you hold me in your hands secret girl spray my hose secret girl spray
my
hose
pretty girls and their shiny legs their shiny legs
their shiny legs
pretty girls and their shiny legs on the tv screen interview me she screams she smiles pretty girls and their shiny legs they
talk to me thru the air they say boyURthatPIMP
ooga booga suck my dick.
you know
positioning dolls in a fucky fucky position and then emailing me the jpegs make me thinky you crayzeeeeeeeee
369
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
writers not nut riders
Fuck
We didn't read our sentences. He said next week. So now I have seven more days to kill myself over it.
can we stay up late tonite of course
did you know there was no more school yessir
can we watch the three stooges dvds downstairs i don't know if i'm gonna check-out any tv tonite
don't you love me [] don't you love me [2 seconds pass]
when can we go on vacation...
how do you do that the newscaster girl says. she is cute. brown-ish. latina maybe. the guru mystic guy goes that's top secret. after that al roker gives it a try.
Baby I know that you like me, you my future wifey
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, yeah
You can be my Bonnie, I can be your Clyde
You could be my wife, text me, call me
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, yeah
You can be my Bonnie, I can be your Clyde
You could be my wife, text me, call me
Hello Ty,
Thanks for submitting your story for the first issue of > kill author. Unfortunately it's not quite what we're looking for, but good luck placing it elsewhere.
Best,
> kill author
Thanks for submitting your story for the first issue of > kill author. Unfortunately it's not quite what we're looking for, but good luck placing it elsewhere.
Best,
> kill author
Singh Is Kinng featuring Snoop Dogg
Yo! Whaddup this is big Snoop Dogg
represent that Punjabi
Ae Yo!
Hit 'em with this
what the fuck is wrong with you
nothing
everyone is fucked up but not everyone writes about it
we all write the same things over and over
every artist does that
like c'mon Chuck Close I get it
you're a cripple and you do these cool things with paint but like it's the same awesome shit over and over okay
the writing is the scrubbing
the writing is the scrubbing
the writing is the scrubbing
i want to write something ok.
i want to write something ok
and i don't want to tell you about the ppl and the background and how cool so-and-so is like me for example or my mothafuckas ok but like LISTEN
LISTEN
LISTEN
LISTEN
i want to write words but i want them to be knives and i want them to cut me and cut you and the blood should go everywhere like right into my goddamn eyes yaheard
until my shit stings like a motherfucker and i feel faint i want to write i want to write i want to smash this fucking keyboard i want to type words but i don't want to tell you a story fuck you and your story here is a story
ok ready:
fuck you fuck you i kick you in your face you fucking annoying motherfucker.
there. did you like that?
i want to write words i want to kill the world with them i want to fuck girls from better social backgrounds i want to fly around the world i want to wreck my friggin plane into your cocksucking face you fucking cocksucker
maybe i can fuck you while etta james plays babygirl
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
like a man like a real fuckin man
i can't listen to benny benassi becuz it makes me feel old.
and like taking twenty rolls but that's another story.
BX1
I walk out in front of a bus that has its turn signal on, you know, because it's telling me it's turning. But it isn't turning. My girlfriend yells, "Look out!" and we dash to the sidewalk as the bus driver hits the horn and the breaks. He shoots us a look. I shoot one back.
I know I didn't have the "white man walking" sign. I had the "talk to the big red hand" sign. Whatever. It's New York City, okay. That motherfucker had his turn signal on, like I said.
So I walk up the sidewalk and the bus is pulling up to a crowded bus stop and this little blob of a girl is jiggling along side the bus and her pink Nintendo DS pops out of her hand. It lands on the pavement and slides, of course, under the bus and right into the path of the monster bus tires.
I laugh because I can see what's about to go down. When the massive tires roll over the pink plastic and it crunches to pieces, I laugh even harder. The little girl doesn't laugh. She shoots me a look and I don't bother to say, "Of course your toy slid right under the bus tire, little fat girl. Of. Course. It. Did. That's life. You better learn to laugh about it because things like that are going to keep happening and it's pure comedy — especially when it happens to other people."
We are lucky to even be alive.
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