1516 TODAY

Today Big D came up to my ear and whispered, "Your titties look nice today. Did you wear that for me?" and I shoved him away and said his name like I was appalled and then he said, "Was I not supposed to say that?" and I said, "Yes."

Today, Danny called my name and when I turned he had two fingers under my nose and said, "I got lucky at lunch today." and my brain said OMGHEDIDNOTJUSTDOTHAT and all I smelled were lemons and before I could say anything he goes, "Just kidding. I had fish for lunch. Do you want some?"