Ok I'm back. No one emailed me. NO FUCKING BODY.


Back in the day, my fingers were not strong enough to type in all caps without locking that shit down. Now it's a different story yuhhherrrdddmeeee.

I love you, sweet babies.

As much as the coffee I can't stop drinking today.

Just don't piss me off, ok?

For some reason, I flip out over nothing. Maybe I'm drinking too much water. I never trusted Brita anyway.

Filter this, jive turkey.