Took the new guy at work to lunch and he told us about the time he fucked a watermelon at a party on a bet. He should fit right in. Then meetings blah blah. Then something else happened. Then I played a video game while I took a shit in the work bathroom. Always shit on company time. Best advice I ever got. Texts. E-mails. IMs. No more Facebook. No. Never. If you come in late to work one day, you should leave a little early the next day to make up for it, that's my rule. It is hot outside.