Him: dude so after yous left saturday ... about half hour later, me, [edit], [edit], [edit] left to get food ... i found a $20 bill in the urinal
Me: You grabbed it right?
Him: i grabbed it with a paper towel, paid for our cab home
Me: HAHAHAHA
Him: i felt bad bc the driver was a really nice guy, but he got an $8 tip
Me: This is poo-dollar on roids
Him: i purposely pretended to pee for liek 5 mins until the room was empty