An old friend was in our old neighborhood today and sent me a picture of the house I lived in when I was a kid. I saw the window to my room on the second floor and thought about how much I jerked off in there to things like "20-Minute Workout" and Cinemax After Dark ("Emmanuelle on Taboo Island" WHAT-WHAT) and just about anything that moved. Pepsi commercials, "Sesame Street," younameit. It is weird to think that someone else lives there now and has no idea I came all over the place.