As soon as the shit came out of my ass I knew a chuck or two was caught in my crackhairs and the more I wiped them the more the TP got tangled with the poop. I pulled some of my shit-twisted hairs out of my ass and it hurt. I did not feel like showering so I grabbed a couple Clorox wipes from the kitchen and used that to scrub my shithole. White-trash anal bleaching and I feel clean clean clean again.