If you have a fever, drink lots of ice water. Sit in an empty swimming pool naked, your ass in algae. Flagellate penguins, excrete their secret warmth. Put vitamin C pills under your pillow. Wrap a blanket around your head. Lie face down on a tourniquet; roll over it until you are numb. Remember the Titans, then forget them. Feel inside your mouth then feel inside mine. Sit too close to others in a movie theater. Now sit too close to me. If you have a fever, do nothing. Wait for death.