108teen

Lets just say you finally washed that thing that holds in the foam mattress pad that sits on top of your mattress but under your bodies. Lets just say it looked a little crusty. Let’s just say you unzipped that shit and pulled out the gigantic California king foam pad and half of it was yellow and let’s just say you wondered why it looked like it was a urine sponge and lets just say you thought, ‘I sleep on that shit’ and lets just say you thought ‘is half of it SUPPOSED to be yellow?’ and let’s just say you thought, ‘yes. Of course’ before folding it’s squishiness in half and shoving it on top of your elliptical machine.

Let’s just say that later when you went to put it back into the white thing that holds it to your mattress it wouldn’t fit. Let’s just say you struggled to shove it back inside the thing you took it out from only an hour earlier and it was humanly impossible. Let’s just say it was like unringing a bell. let’s just say you were breaking a sweat trying to squish this urine spongue fuckface back into its sparkling white coverlet zippered condom dealie and let’s just say your back was giving out and let’s just say that yes, that was your back that just went, let’s just say, ow, fuck, owfuck my back ow. Let’s just say you gave up three times before actually giving up so lets just say that means you gave it the old college try whatever that means. Let’s just say that nobody with a penis, ahem, would help you. Let’s just say you took a nap under that shit eventually literally.

Let’s just say that nightfall was approaching and let’s just say you had to try ‘once more’ because let’s just say ‘there is only one bed available for where to sleep in’. and let’s just say that you tried again even though you couldn’t bend over properly because your back was still fucked up and let’s just say you were sweating with the effort so let’s just say you made sure everyone was ‘occupied’ and let’s just say you went to the kitchen and let’s just say you got a pair of big industrial scissors and let’s just say you smuggled the scissors to the bedroom and let’s just say you wanted to end this hours long struggle and let’s just say you locked the door and let’s just say you cut a foot of length off of the foam pad and let’s just say you quickly put it under the bed because lets just say you couldn’t throw it away because lets just say you would be ‘caught’ and let’s just say that foam thing now zipped right up into the white zippered holder thing and let’s just say you put those clean sheets all over the mattress pad thing and let’s just say you put the comforter and blankets on and let’s just say someone saw the nicely made clean bed and said, ‘wow you finally got it in there’ and let’ s just say I said, ‘yer goddamn fuckin right I did’ and let’s just say I still have to find a way to throw out the 1’ x 6’ length of foam that is still under the bed into the garbage bin outside because let’s just say ‘I don’t want to be caught in my failure’ even though, lets just say, my solution was beyond awesome.