She is on her period and I changed the sheets, put white ones that I want to get rid of on the bed, and told her I wanted to bloody them up and climb onto the fire escape and raise them for all to see like a king after his first night with the queen and we fucked and no blood got on anything, not even my dick, and in the morning she said, "It's pretty cool that you can get a hard without doing anything. Like you can wake up with a boner. Seems unfair. You can put that on your blog."

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Gloderni said...

There is nothing more interesting than menstruation. Not even doo-doo.