Here is a fun game: chug a cup of coffee before bed and see if you can fall asleep before the caffeine hits. Also: fire trucks in Hawaii have yellow surfboards on the sides. And: I tried to poop last night but my ass just belched a lot and fluffy things floated in the bowl, like my anus was blowing a dandelion.

2 for the 369 Crew:

Entca said...

You are a genius. Please write more about pooping.

rollerfink said...

Also the fire trucks in Hawaii are yellow. I used to live there so I am an expert. I don't drink coffee though.