2044 (POSTED ON THE WALL OF THE BREAKROOM)

TO THE FOUR PEOPLE OF WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE MIGHTY THREE SIX NINE AKA CA3H FEL6NIES INTERCOU0SE AKA JACKSNJILLS FOREVER FOREVER JILLSNJACKS WILL BE ON A HOLIDAY HIATUS FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIKE. THE COMPATRIOTS OF THE THREE SIX NINE; OTTO, TY TO THE BLUESMITH AND XTX ARE BUSY DOING SHIT MAYBE AND DON'T HAVE TIME TO TOSS WORD SALADS FOR Y'ALL DON'T HATE. ACTUALLY TY IS JUST PROBABLY IN A HAPPY EMOTIONAL STATE AND THEREFORE HAS NO NEED TO VENT HIS BEAUTY HERE ON THE NINER. OTTO IS BUSY FLIRTING AND GETTING DRUNK AND READING PIMP BOOKS AND SHIZZ AND XTX IS A DUMBASS WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE SHIT OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

THE THREE SIX NINE'S REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WILL RETURN NEXT YEAR OR MAYBE NEXT WEEK OR TOMORROW OR IN AN HOUR.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO, EIGHT IS ENOUGH, STILL IN PROGRESS

REGARDS,
THE MANAGEMENT